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Dobra dobra, gdyby nie informatycy, nie byłoby idealnego związku kobiety i mężczyzny (zakodowany już algorytm):
Pisane z palca
Kod:
1: repeat
if(glodny = true) then
begin;
zrob_kanapke();
chce_sexu := true;
glodny := false;
end;
else
begin;
sex();
chce_sexu := false;
glodny := true;
end;
ELSE;
goto 1;
until glodny = false && chce_sexu = false;
if(glodny = true) then
begin;
zrob_kanapke();
chce_sexu := true;
glodny := false;
end;
else
begin;
sex();
chce_sexu := false;
glodny := true;
end;
ELSE;
goto 1;
until glodny = false && chce_sexu = false;
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@2up: Wygląda bardziej na pisane nosem niż palcem. Poza tym, jeżeli używałeś tylko jednego palca, nie umiesz pisać bezwzrokowo, to idź być pseudoprogramistą gdzie indziej.
Goto to gówno, które czyni kod nie czytelnym. Zrozumiesz jak zaczniesz pracę w korporacji i będziesz nap🤬lał kilka tysięcy linijek dziennie, często współpracując z zespołem. Życzę ci więc takich współpracowników, którzy będą nap🤬lać goto gdzie się da.
Wpisz sobie w konsoli "!! && !!" i zwal konia, to ci ulży.
UNIX COMMANDS:
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ Reagan spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man: : Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
% (-
(-: Command not found.
% sh $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
% make fire
Make: Don't know how to make fire. Stop.
% why not?
No match.
% !1984
1984: Event not found.
% "How would you rate Bush's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
% cd /tmp
% touch this; chmod 000 this
% ln -s /usr/bin/touch U
% U this
U: cannot touch this: no write permission
% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
% cd ~god
Unknown user: god.
% ar r God
ar: God does not exist
$ ar m god
ar: creating god
% alias alias alias
alias: Too dangerous to alias that.
% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans
% man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".
% write desert
desert is not logged on.
% !bluemoon
bluemoon: Event not found.
% scan for <<"Arnold Schwarzenegger"^J^D
"Arnold Schwarzenegger": << terminator not found
% cat "door: paws too slippery"
cat: cannot open door: paws too slippery
% look into "my eyes"
look: cannot open my eyes
% lost
lost: not found
% ar x "matey, the treasure"
ar: matey, the tresure does not exist
% talk Gorvachev@Kremlin
talk: Kremlin: Can't figure out network address.
% talk Comrade Khruchev
[Your party is not logged on]
% echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln256%Pln256/snlbx]sb3135071790101768542287578439snlbxq'|dc
GET A LIFE!
% ping elvis.rice.edu | awk '{print substr($1,1,5), $2, $3}'
elvis is alive
% finger huge-keg-party@big-house
Unknown host
% make ' ' bang ' ' with gun
make: Fatal error: Don't know how to make target ` '
Goto to gówno, które czyni kod nie czytelnym. Zrozumiesz jak zaczniesz pracę w korporacji i będziesz nap🤬lał kilka tysięcy linijek dziennie, często współpracując z zespołem. Życzę ci więc takich współpracowników, którzy będą nap🤬lać goto gdzie się da.
Wpisz sobie w konsoli "!! && !!" i zwal konia, to ci ulży.
UNIX COMMANDS:
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ Reagan spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man: : Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
% (-
(-: Command not found.
% sh $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
% make fire
Make: Don't know how to make fire. Stop.
% why not?
No match.
% !1984
1984: Event not found.
% "How would you rate Bush's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
% cd /tmp
% touch this; chmod 000 this
% ln -s /usr/bin/touch U
% U this
U: cannot touch this: no write permission
% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
% cd ~god
Unknown user: god.
% ar r God
ar: God does not exist
$ ar m god
ar: creating god
% alias alias alias
alias: Too dangerous to alias that.
% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans
% man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".
% write desert
desert is not logged on.
% !bluemoon
bluemoon: Event not found.
% scan for <<"Arnold Schwarzenegger"^J^D
"Arnold Schwarzenegger": << terminator not found
% cat "door: paws too slippery"
cat: cannot open door: paws too slippery
% look into "my eyes"
look: cannot open my eyes
% lost
lost: not found
% ar x "matey, the treasure"
ar: matey, the tresure does not exist
% talk Gorvachev@Kremlin
talk: Kremlin: Can't figure out network address.
% talk Comrade Khruchev
[Your party is not logged on]
% echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln256%Pln256/snlbx]sb3135071790101768542287578439snlbxq'|dc
GET A LIFE!
% ping elvis.rice.edu | awk '{print substr($1,1,5), $2, $3}'
elvis is alive
% finger huge-keg-party@big-house
Unknown host
% make ' ' bang ' ' with gun
make: Fatal error: Don't know how to make target ` '