Christian Side Hug

"I’m a rough rider Filled up with Christ’s love
Gimme that Christian side hug that Christian side hug

These are the EG rules so pay attention, it’s essential
This ain’t no front hug zone. You ain’t that fly stay off my junk
Stop. And listen. No front hugs and no kissin’.
I ain’t that scared to call your mama. You’ll be ridin’ home in a coma

I got my group you ain’t got nothing
Follow these rules coz we ain’t bluffing now
You ain’t no rabbi you ain’t no priest
So “rise up off me now” like the slogan with no meat

Don’t use that front hug boy that makes us hot
That sin not appropriate now
You back up off her
Cuz we wanna keep our minds pure
Wanna keep away from sin
That means it’s you too girl
Or you not all around me

We be walking like we be talking like
We be side hugging every day and night
It’s how we do Boo this ain’t no club
So don’t be hating on me when I show no love
We living holy it ain’t no thing
So put your hands in the air and let that shoulder hang

I’m going global coz you don’t know me
I’m buying babies like Angelina Jolie
So quit that hugging and slow down mama
And hit my fist like President Obama

I’m a married man you know I can’t hold hands
I can front hug all day long with no other demands
But as for all of you until you say I do
No front hugging or PDA or your easy time is through
But some of y’all is slick, try to pull this trick

Your hug starts from the side but soon it turns a chick
So if you end up here then go ahead and scream it
When I hug people I leave room for the holy spirit

If a girl walks up with her arms spread wide
And she’s front hug bound with that look in her eye
You better turn to the side and pat her on the back
Jesus never hugged PARTY LIKE THAT!"

ale beda mieli zonka jak sie po smierci dowiedza ze trza bylo r🤬ac ile sie moze..

Słyszałem, że seks jest zły

Bo psioczenie na katolicyzm jest obecnie na fali

chodzi o ty by jak już sie bzykać to w niedziele opowiadzieć o tym księdzu.
Ot cała filozofia chrześcijaństwa.